Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer Raids the Halloween Candy Aisle
It looks like a trip to Trader Joe’s is needed because the Fearless Flyer is showing us his Halloween treats for 2026 — and naturally, one costume was never going to be enough.
Across the store’s latest Halloween video, Fearless cycles through vampire, skeleton, pirate and werewolf duty while taste-testing a small parade of seasonal candy. The running verdict is not exactly restrained: everything gets a 10 out of 10. Spooky-season diplomacy, apparently.
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Trader Joe’s Halloween Haul
Chocolate, gummies, peanut butter crispies and even a Halloween treat for the dog — Fearless found plenty to throw in the cart.
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Wicked Good Mini Chocolate Bars Get First Bite
First up, Vampire Fearless answers the door with Wicked Good Mini Chocolate Bars, a trick-or-treat-ready variety pack containing four different styles of individually wrapped chocolate bars. His warning is the useful part: they are seasonal, and he says they tend to disappear quickly once Halloween shopping kicks in.
The review? A suitably fang-forward 10 out of 10.
The Halloween Gummies Skip Gelatin and Artificial Dyes
Skeleton Fearless moves on to Trader Joe’s Halloween Gummies, packaged in roughly 20 individual pouches meant for handing out, sharing or tossing into lunches after October 31 has passed.
The more interesting detail is what is not in them: Trader Joe’s says the gummies use fruit pectin instead of gelatin, with colors derived from vegetables, fruits and spirulina rather than artificial dyes. Naturally, the skeleton also lands on a 10 out of 10 — no bones about it.
Peanut Butter Crispy Rice Bites Stay Past Halloween
Pirate Fearless reaches for Chocolatey Coated Peanut Butter Crispy Rice Bites, pairing chocolate and peanut butter with crispy rice. Unlike the seasonal candies surrounding them, these individually wrapped bites are available year-round, so nobody has to hoard them until next October.
That earns another 10 out of 10, even if the pirate voice briefly veers into old-timey prospector territory.
Even the Dogs Get a Halloween Treat
The final stop is for the four-legged trick-or-treaters. Trader Joe’s Halloween Decorated Peanut Butter Flavored Dog Treats come as a dozen cookies in six spooky shapes, dressed up to look like little Halloween sweets but made for dogs.
Werewolf Fearless is briefly distracted by an extremely committed hot-dog costume before returning to the important business of canine candy distribution. His logic is difficult to argue with: humans and puppets get Halloween treats, so the dogs should get something too.
And yes — one final 10 out of 10. Trader Joe’s may not have invented Halloween, but it certainly understands the assignment of sending us into the store for one seasonal item and watching us come back out with a basketful.
Watch Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer Review the 2026 Halloween Treats
Fearless works through four costumes and four Halloween picks, from mini chocolate bars and gummies to peanut butter crispy rice bites and decorated dog treats.
Source: Trader Joe’s / YouTube. Images: Trader Joe’s video / YouTube.
