El malo conejo — aka Benito — aka global superstar Bad Bunny — stopped by The Late Show to take on Stephen Colbert’s wildly popular online segment, the Colbert Questionert. And in true Benito fashion, he delivered charm, chaos, and comedy without even trying.
The Latin young legend in the making answered it all: his best sandwich (tripletas), his favorite action movie (Scarface), his scariest animal (cockroaches, obviously), and even whether he prefers apples or oranges (oranges, twice).
Colbert guided him through the signature rapid‑fire questions, pulling out everything from childhood memories to flight anxiety to cinnamon‑Christmas‑tree smells. Benito even revealed he’s never actually asked anyone for an autograph — the ones he has were gifts.
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But the moment that broke the internet? When Colbert asked him to describe the rest of his life in five words.
Benito didn’t hesitate:
“Happy, Retired, Eating, Living in Puerto Rico.”
A vision. A lifestyle. A mood board.
The full segment is a hilarious, warm, and surprisingly intimate peek into the mind of one of the world’s biggest artists — all while promoting his new album Debí Tirar Más Fotos and gearing up for his Super Bowl Halftime takeover.
Dig out Bad Bunny’s full 2 part Questionert moments with Stephen Colbert right below.
Which of Benito’s Questionert answers surprised you the most — the sandwich, the movie, or the five‑word life plan?
