So Martha Stewart is never short of being amazing, stellar, iconic — always. But the internet went absolutely cray cray when it rediscovered a gem from a past Washington Post interview: Martha gently gives her pets a “love bite.” Yes, including her pups.
According to Martha, the nibble is her way of forming a bond and letting her animals know exactly who’s boss — or, in her words, who’s “their mother.” It’s soft, it’s silly, it’s peak Martha, and naturally the web did what the web does best: unearthed a rare moment, sprinkled it with chaos, and poof — viral sensation.
The resurfaced clip shows Martha explaining her gentle nibbling ritual with total sincerity, which only made the internet love her more. Because of course Martha Stewart has a signature bonding technique for her animals. Of course she does.
“This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother,” she wrote — and the world collectively screamed.
