Shopping hasn’t been the same since Harrods, London stopped serving cocaine for all of our everyday needs. Fear no more as this happy chap returns the remedy for all to the luxury store with free samples!
“London’s a helluva city and it really does have something for everyone. Food, fashion, sights, sounds and readily available class A narcotics over the counter. Harrods, London’s iconic luxury department store, legally sold uncut cocaine as a miracle remedy for the common cold, right up until it was discovered to be dangerous and firmly criminalised about 100 years ago. Disgusting. Cocaine is still off the shelves at Harrods, however no matter how hard I looked I couldn’t find any local regulation ruling out the humble free sample…”
