Our Mother Matron here on itsnotyouitsme, Chelsea Handler dishes some theater treats to ‘My Sisters Keeper’ actress Abigail Breslin in a fashion photo editorial for the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar (Demi Moore is on the cover, why, I don’t know she’s just always on some cover somewhere).
Abigail poses as a ‘Hollywood spoiled-brat,’ while Chelsea stars as her overwhelmed ‘publicist.’ This is what Chelsea had to say…
On Hollywood publicists… “Sometimes the publicists are worse than the star. They really are delusional. That’s why when I hired a publicist, I was like, I never want the type who is going to be such a pain in the ass and treats people terribly.”
On her dad, who she exploits in her latest book “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”… “[My father] likes to have any attention, whether it’s negative or positive. He is pretty much under the correct impression that he has no say in anything I do and that my childhood was humiliating enough. So it’s payback time. If he tried to sue me, he’d have to borrow money from me to sue me.”
On working out… “[Sometimes] I’m running and get passed by a 70-year-old woman with a better body. I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.”
