It’s what all you Pint-sized chested alcoholics have been waiting for! Right at this point, are you thinking to yourself, Como? Well, apparently a New Jersey company is marketing a bra that can hold up an entire bottle of vino, which conviniently connects to a drinking tube.
It’s equipped with a tube that’s connected to the right cup, the sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of a beverage while giving ladies a plastic surgery-like feel? It’s known as thee “Wine Rack” and it’s creator (Paul Krasulja of BaronBob.com) says, “It’s not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat. I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good.” He continues saying, “You won’t find this at Victoria’s Secret. The sports bra as a recession-friendly way to drink, offering women a sneaky method for combating high-priced drinks at sporting events. He said security guards aren’t about to get hands-on, even with a well-endowed woman.” Riiiight. “You grab a woman there, fuggeddaboutit,” he said. “But even if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob.”
Have you ladies always imagined what it would look like if you were drinking wine out of your boobs? I thought so.
