It was thee comedians returned as host for a second consecutive year and if you watched you know she didn’t hold back.
Miss hostess with the most Nikki Glaser aka this past weekends Golden Globes ring leader is sharing the jokes she didn’t say.
We may not have heard these cracks during Sunday’s live broadcast. However in true INYIM Media form.
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We compiled a list of some of the best antidotes miss Glaser unveiled while on the Howards Stern Show.
Dig out the uncut raw feed that the over three-hour ceremony didn’t get to catch.
(Syndney Sweeney)
‘”Tonight is a night of celebration but we can’t ignore it’s a weird time in Hollywood,”‘ Glaser’s joke began. ‘”You know, people just aren’t going to the theaters to see things.
‘”And if you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.”
(All things Sean Penn)
‘”Sean Penn is nominated tonight. I’m assuming for ‘best neck veins.'”‘
She goes on to describe him as ‘the defiant last tree standing in a rainforest.’
‘”I just saw Sean Penn and maybe he’s taking The Substance wrong.”‘
(Leonardo DiCaprio)
‘”Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio are all here tonight for the category Least Eyes.”‘
‘He always looks like he’s squinting. “Leo, why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it’s to read your girlfriend’s ID. Just making sure that the year starts with a 2.”‘
(Timothee Chalamet’s sex life)
‘”Amy Poehler is here for her podcast, Good Hang, which is what Timothee Chalamet says after sex.”‘
(Julia Roberts Best Actress for After the Hunt.)
‘”Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt,”‘ Glaser began. ‘”I don’t know what it’s about but I’m assuming the hunt was to find someone who’s seen it.”‘
(Jonathan Bailey People’s Sexiest Man Alive cover)
‘”Jonathan Bailey is the first openly gay man to be named the sexiest man alive by People magazine,”‘ Glaser began. ‘”At first I was like, ‘Do we really need to say openly?’ And then I looked at the list of past winners and I was like, ‘Oh yeah, we do.'”‘
(Jeff Goldblum’s long-running gig as the face of Apartments.com.)
‘”Jeff Goldblum is here tonight. Not because he’s nominated, just because they were shooting an ad for Apartments.com down the street and he just kind of wandered in.”
“The Hollywood star probably hasn’t lived in an apartment’ since he starred in the 1986 film The Fly.”
(Brad Pitt playing race care driver in 025 film F1)
‘”Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood,”‘ Glaser began.
‘”When a man turns 60, he gets to play a race car driver. Meanwhile, after 35 every role for a woman is tired mom who hates her life.”‘
Glaser lastly divulged it’s difficult to abandon a joke. She’s come to accept it saying: ‘Things do live on in someway and maybe sometimes a joke is just for the room.’
