Itsnotyouitsme Report 80: Things to Know

“Cathy Horyn Ruffles Feathers Again: Horyn published a “must-see” list of shows for NYFW, which included many young designers but left out several big name players like DVF and Oscar de la Renta. Some were indifferent, but more than a few felt slighted.” – Fashionista.com – via wwd.com

“Franca Sozzani Thinks Dior Should Hire John Galliano Back: The Italian Vogue editor says, “ I understand [Dior’s] point of view…and they couldn’t just say, ‘Bad boy! We forgive you! Come back!’ But it’s really a pity. And I will never believe he believed what he said.” – Fashionista.com – via thedailybeast.com

“Olsen Twins Named Creative Directors For Superga North America: The tennis shoe brand was just purchased by Steve Madden, who appointed the twins as creative directors. Their first step is a collaborative effort with The Row.” – Fashionista.com – via vogue.co.uk

“Eva Mendes Sings For Angel by Thierry Mugler: And she’s actually pretty good! Watch her twirl delicately around in space (like an angel, get it?) as her soft croon woos you into purchasing perfume.” – Fashionista.com – via nymag.com

“Style.com Will Sell Spring Runway Looks Early: For six days beginning on November 2, the website will offer a limited number of pieces from Proenza Schouler, Eddie Borgo, Jason Wu, Rag & Bone, 3.1 Phillip Lim and Alexander Wang, concentrating on one designer each day. It coincides with the launch of their print magazine.” – Fashionista.com – via wwd.com

James Francos Artistic Obsession With River Phoenix. – via towleroad.com

The Story Of A Little Girl And Her Cat. Itsnotyouitsme ‘Can’t Get Any More Adorable’ Clip Of The Week! – via theberry.com

Jim Carrey Looses Control And Wishes For A Perfect Body… – via thedailywh.at

The Rest Of Rihanna’s Smoking Hot Armani Ad Campaign! – via drunkenstepfather.com

When Boys Will Be Boys. – via cityrag.com

I Guess Former First Lady Laura Bush is Assed Out?! – via thedailywh.at

Sweaty Plams Unite! Oy Vey, This Video Is Making My Head Spin! Brought To You By, ‘Crazy Russian Teens Of The Week.’ – via towleroad.com

Pretense At Its Finest. The Doggy Edition. – via omgblog.com

Actor Armie Hammer Covers Detail Magazine! – via imnotobsessed.com

“Olivier Theyskens Chats About New Collection for Theory: The designer talks about finding the right fit for your body type, the importance of mixing separates, and the inspiration for his collection’s effortless “cool-girl” style.” – Fashionista.com – via fabsugar.com

“Stella McCartney Turns 40: London’s Fash Pack was out full-force for the designer’s 40th last night. Gwyneth, Kate and Kate Hudson got glam (and a bit tipsy) with Kate Moss and Tom Ford in the historic Apsley House by Hyde Park.” – Fashionista.com – via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

“Michelle Obama Honors Top US Designers at White House: The First Lady hosted a lunch for winners of the National Design Awards, with designer J. Mendel honored for his exceptional work in fashion. Obama faves Jason Wu and Prabal Gurung were amongst the honorable mentions.” – Fashionista.com – via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

“Ralph Lauren First Brand to Buy Out All Ad Space on New York Times iPad App: Ralph Lauren will be the sole advertiser on the app for all of September, taking up spaces usually filled by six different brands. Users can tour the designer’s car collection in Paris and stream exclusive fashion shows.” – Fashionista.com – via wwd.com

“Kate Middleton is Not a Trendsetter: Or so say many notables at New York fashion week. Elle‘s Anne Slowey said, “Is she a style icon of the likes of a Kate Moss? Absolutely not. Is she in the public eye? Are people going to become obsessed with everything she wears regardless of what it is? Yes.” – Fashionista.com – via dailymail.co.uk

How Much Will Michael Jackson’s Kids Inherit After They Become Of Legal Age. – Fashionista.com – via accesshollywood.com

“Actor Paul Rudd aka Josh, Talks Nudity In Film.” – Fashionista.com – via huffingtonpost.com

“For the first-time, NASA has discovered a planet orbiting two suns, 200 light years from Earth.The NYT: The official name of the new planet is Kepler 16b, but astronomers are already referring to it informally as Tatooine, after the home planet of Luke and Anakin Skywalker in the George Lucas “Star Wars” movies, which also had two suns. “Reality has finally caught up with science fiction,” said Alan P. Boss of the Carnegie Institution, a member of the research team.” – via towleroad.com

” Apparently Nobody Wants To See Ryan Gosling In Super Hero Tights But Us!.” – Fashionista.com – via foxnews.com

“Jack Black, Conan O’Brien and Larry King will honor Will Ferrell with the nation’s top humor prize, along with Maya Rudolph and Molly Shannon from his ‘Saturday Night Live’ days.” – via foxnews.com

Variety reports that Academy Award Winning actress Marissa Tomei is set to portray the role as Billy Crystal and Bette Midler’s daughter in the upcoming film, “Us & Them” a comedy piece. – via huffingtonpost.com

Snacks And Treats From Your Past! – via theberry.com

Actor Paul Rudd thinks a soundman he once worked had an unfortunate view. “He was holding up the boom mike and standing right in front of me. My legs were spread, and he was pretty much staring at my hairy taint.” – via towleroad.com

“An Original carte de visite, c. 1870, showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Ebay seller jack_mord says: “Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.” – via thedailywh.at

“American Apparel Eats Humble Pie: The controversial retailer is apparently trying to reach out to Nancy Upton, the woman who mockingly entered AA’s plus-size modeling comp and ended up garnering the most public votes. The retailer, who previously wrote an angry letter to Upton (and crowned a different winner), has once again reached out to the “contestant,” offering to fly her to their LA factory to show the actual roles of women in the company. Wonder if Dov will be on hand for an impromptu photo shoot?” – Fashionista.com – via nydailynews.com

“Miss J. Wants To Spank Lindsay Lohan: Even sitting on a couch was enough for La Lohan, surrounded by a bevy of beefed up security guards, to cause a controversy at Marc Jacobs’s party last night. Asked what advice he’d give to the gossip column fave, fellow party-goer and ANTM coach Miss J. Alexander said that he’d “give [Lindsay] a good old-fashioned black woman’s spanking–I’ll take her ass out!” Quite the hands-on approach.” – Fashionista.com – via nymag.com

“Models Don’t Really Make Much Money: A former model speaks out about the inconsistent pay and difficulties faced by unknown models who don’t land Victoria’s Secret contracts or Vogue spreads.” – Fashionista.com – via nytimes.com

“From Runway to Rack–How Department Store Exclusives Happen: Big retailers usually ask designers for exclusive colors or cuts from their runway looks– here’s how they make their wares stand out.” – Fashionista.com – via online.wsj.com

“Lady Gaga Returns To Outlandish Dressing: Jo Calderone’s simplicity was just blasted away by this metal leaf-shaped fascinator and the f*** you spray-painted on Gaga’s updo. Nice to see her back in uniform.” – Fashionista.com – via style.mtv.com