Disney legend Hilary Duff popped by for a fresh, chaotic, and wildly charming episode of “Swipe Stuff!” — and she did not disappoint.
From dirty martinis to her very first Guinness, Hilary dives into each item with that signature Duff humor. She immediately clocks the gin martini — “She’s a gin martini” — and admits she’s usually a vodka girl, but she’s feeling feisty today. Then comes the Guinness moment, where she’s hoping for a full foam moustache before declaring the taste “bitter… it really hits the back of my tongue.”
Next up: Tamagotchis, which unlock a full childhood flashback. Hilary reveals she once had eight of them clipped to a keychain, all beeping in unison during a Texas‑to‑LA road trip until her exhausted mom finally chucked the whole cluster out the car window somewhere in the Arizona desert. A simpler time, indeed.
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Then comes the tarot reading, where Hilary pulls The Fool (upside down), The High Priestess, and The Devil — prompting her to declare, “I am not well after that… maybe I don’t like tarot anymore.”
She also battles a jar of pickles (her rider essential), gets flustered by ASMR triggers — “Like that? People like that?” — and breaks one of the sound toys mid‑experiment, much to the sound guy’s horror.
And of course, Jacob Elordi makes an appearance — or at least his photo does. Hilary laughs about being his childhood crush and shares the hilarious Instagram moment where her husband jokingly offered Jacob the full morning‑chaos parenting shift.
Finally, Hilary weighs in on Disney Adults, proudly confirming she always wears ears at the parks but doesn’t consider herself hardcore. Still, she respects the passion: “Do what you love, life is short.”
It’s Hilary at her most candid, nostalgic, chaotic, and irresistibly funny. Dig out all the delightful Duff moments below!
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