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‘Kate Moss will dance a ballet with Mikhail Baryshnikov.

Apparently, the model/designer/video star/mom/prima ballerina will fly to New York next week to start training. (After all, ballet’s a bit more demanding than the dancing she did for the White Stripes video at the top.)

The ballet won’t be performed live–which is probably a good thing given Kate’s treatment of her body and Baryshnikov’s age–but filmed in Marseilles this summer. Ideally, the short film will premiere for charity and then live on in an art gallery.