Britt @ fashionista
‘This morning, the following pitch landed in the inbox of at least one reputable Manhattan PR agency…
To whom this may concern,
Fresh music, bold entertainment, and men’s fashion—one tight email a week.
I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It’s a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ ” Crack Is Wack” section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending. I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client.
Thank You,
Kimberly Brewer
The publicist who forwarded it on noted, “I just thought it was classy of her to name it “BACKtacular” instead of “CRACKtacular”. Somewhere, deep inside her core, she has SOME sense of decorum.”
So since than, their sites been checked out by fashionista and apparently this Kimberly woman is not bluffing and you can buy a Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield for just $14.99. I guess it’s a case of agreeing to disagree with this Kimberly Brewer character. Sounds more like backward Vajazzling to me, but anyhow we pass on this not so clever design…NEXT!
