Itsnotyouitsme Report 22: Things to Know

Controversial artist Dan Lacey’s latest portraits to commemorate the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death, and he believes that Michael turned black when he died – via thesuperficial.com

L.A. boutique Confederacy has teamed up with Francisco Costa to reproduce and sell the iconic white Calvin Klein dress that Alicia Silverstone wore in Clueless. (Recall the scene between Cher and her father: “What the hell is that?” “A dress.” “Says who?” “Calvin Klein.”) The dress will be sold online and in-store for $915. We’re, like, totally excited. – via xtra.ca

Cate Blanchett was at a media event today for the Sydney Theatre Company’s Greening the Wharf and the installation of 2000 solar panels on the Company’s roof. – via laineygossip.com

Steven Tyler says,”The band has never been better” Aerosmith’s Near Implosion? – via huffingtonpost.com

Log Cabin Condoms Promote Offshore Drilling – via advocate.com

Scissor Sisters’ Night Work explores the gay underground – via xtra.ca

Diesel’s “Be Stupid” ads got a lot of attention when they debuted in the U.S. back in March, but it seems the U.K. is not a fan. The campaign has been banned by the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) for indecency and for fear they could “be seen by children and might encourage bad behavior.” Ok, U.K., you hold on to your “Keep Calm And Carry On”; we’ll keep our “Be Stupid.” – via huffingtonpost.com

A recent Vogue Hommes Japan shoot with model “Jo Calderone” has got little monsters speculating as to whether “Jo” is really Lady Gaga in drag. We wouldn’t be surprised. Scroll to the bottom of the post for the had sell. – via community.livejournal.com

Dolly Parton’s Old Lady Tits are Still Wonderful of the Day – via drunkenstepfather.com

Dolly Parton’s Old Lady Tits are Still Wonderful of the Day – via drunkenstepfather.com

Fendi partners up with Simonette SpA to present a children’s line for kids up to 12-years-old. Oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. – via nymag.com