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“Samantha Lynne Frazier, the BBW who says that her love handles saved her life! Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley both just found their new messiah…

“Samantha Lynne Frazier, the BBW who says that her love handles saved her life! Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley both just found their new messiah.

This past weekend in Atlantic City, Samantha Lynne walked into a bar when she heard two gun shots. Samantha looked down and noticed one of her love handles was bleeding. Unfortunately, it wasn’t barbecue sauce.

Police said that the gunman was aiming for a different woman, but hit Samantha instead.

Samantha told the Press of Atlantic City, “I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.” Samantha also said that she had been “hollering” about losing weight, but she has changed her mind after finding out that her fat is nature’s bullet proof vest. As Samantha said this next sentence, Aretha’s arteries shook in fear, “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.” Dlist

“Well, there you have it kiddas, even if she was smaller, its true, perhaps the bullet would have missed her completely haha BUT to each their own.If she wants to induldge on a stack of waffles with some extras on it, than keep eating girl! It will save your life.

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