“John Coomer filed a lawsuit in Missouri, claiming that his left eye was severely injured from a wiener that hit him in the eye during a Royals game last year. In the lawsuit, John says that the Royals mascot, Sluggerrr the Lion, got on top of the third base dugout and started launching hot dogs at the crowd from an air gun. When Sluggerrr had enough of the gun, he began to throw the dogs with his hands. That’s when Sluggerrr lost control of his throw, and lodged a wiener directly into John’s eye.
John says he now suffers from a detached retina and cataracts. John wants $25,000 from the Royals to compensate for the humiliation he suffered from getting fucked in the eye with a lion’s sausage in front of thousands of people.
You can also suffer from a detached retina when watching a VH-1 reality show series or an episode of Jersey Shore while completely sober. Again i’m only assuming this diagnosis since I personally have not seen either.
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