Our Mother Matron here on itsnotyouitsme, Chelsea Handler dishes some theater treats to ‘My Sisters Keeper’ actress Abigail Breslin in a fashion photo editorial for the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar (Demi Moore is on the cover, why, I don’t know she’s just always on some cover somewhere).
Abigail poses as a ‘Hollywood spoiled-brat,’ while Chelsea stars as her overwhelmed ‘publicist.’ This is what Chelsea had to say…
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On Hollywood publicists… “Sometimes the publicists are worse than the star. They really are delusional. That’s why when I hired a publicist, I was like, I never want the type who is going to be such a pain in the ass and treats people terribly.”
On her dad, who she exploits in her latest book “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”… “[My father] likes to have any attention, whether it’s negative or positive. He is pretty much under the correct impression that he has no say in anything I do and that my childhood was humiliating enough. So it’s payback time. If he tried to sue me, he’d have to borrow money from me to sue me.”
On working out… “[Sometimes] I’m running and get passed by a 70-year-old woman with a better body. I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.”
