Itsnotyouitsme Report 99: Things to Know

Channing Tatum's Best Movie Moments.It's Channing Tatum, enough said. - via celebuzz.com

"'Mad Men' Stars Tease Season 5 And Share Their Favorite Episodes." - via huffingtonpost.com

"Zooey Deschanel Covers February’s Allure: America’s favorite manic pixie dreamgirl attempts to blow out an imaginary candle with her ruby pout." - Fashionista.com - via allure.com

"Gisele Is Taking Her Lingerie Brand Global: Gisele’s lingerie brand is less than a year old, but she’s going for world domination with it. It’s already sold in Latin America, Portugal, Japan, and Israel." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Ascot Officials Stuck Orange Stickers on Guys Who Weren’t Wearing Ties, Then Refunded Their Money: Despite the warnings about stricter dress codes, organizers at the Royal Ascot had to give warnings to about 50 people for not wearing ties in the posh “Premier enclosure.” They put orange stickers on all of these gentlemen obstensibly to prevent them from being further bothered by other track officials who might notice their lack of tie. Instead it made the men feel like they were branded with a humiliating scarlet ‘A’. So Ascot refunded their money, thus encouraging more people to not wear ties next year." - Fashionista.com - via guardian.co.uk

"Anna Wintour and Scarlett Johansson are Partying for Obama: The two are hosting a fund raiser at the Theory store in NYC’s Meatpacking District. Those “Runway to Win” items will be available to purchase, and we’re pretty sure the co-hosts have ways to sweetly convince you to part with extra money for the cause, too." - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

"The Walt Disney Company is chilling out a bit: Disneyland announced that it's loosened up its legendary dress code — known as the Disney Look — to allow employees to grow more facial hair. But the rules still forbid visible tattoos, body piercings (other than the ears for women), "extreme" hairstyles or colors. (Shaved heads are OK for men, but a no-go for women.)" - via towleroad.com

This Year's Sundance Film Festivals Finest, And Then Some... - via theberry.com

Vanilla Ice Goes...Wait For It, Wait For It... - via seriouslyomg.com

Rihanna Lives The Thug Life. - via icydk.com

Mario Displays His One And Only True Talent! - via towleroad.com

Our Mother Matron, Chelsea Handler Appears On The King Of Media's Show! - via crunktastical.net

The Genius That Is Stephen Colbert... - via towleroad.com

Chicken Nuggets Does A Body Good? NOT. - via thedailywh.at

"“Shit OscarPRGirl Says” Will Make You LOL: We get it, everyone’s really effing sick of all those “Shit [blank] Say” parodies. But just trust us (and WWD) on this one. It stars Andrew Mukamal, Erica Domesek, and John Jannuzzi and is really, really funny. And we won’t judge you for only using the Valencia filter on your Instagram after. OK we might a little." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Tim Gunn is 29 Years Celibate: Sounds like someone’s not making it work in the bedroom. The Project Runway workroom mentor has revealed that an ex-lover so badly scorned him that he in turn completely gave up sex. I’m sorry Tim, but “this worries me.”" - Fashionista.com - via celebuzz.com

"Kate Moss Gets Interviewed for Mango: In a behind the scenes video for her new Terry Richardson-shot Mango campaign, Kate talks the future of fashion videos and inadvertently shows us the vast difference that good lighting can make." - Fashionista.com - via modelinia.com

"American Express Donating Money to CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund: For the 5th consecutive year (that’s 10 fashion seasons), AmEx will donate $250,000 from its NY Fashion Week skybox package sales to the scholarship fund. Cardmembers will be able to purchase an exclusive designer meet-and-greet package at Milk Studios, as well as attending an exclusive Tommy Hilfiger runway show featuring the “Hilfiger Family.” No word on whether that includes the basset hounds." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Spiders Made This Dress in Four Years: In the amount of time it takes to start and finish a high school education, some Golden Orb Weaver spiders were busy producing tons of yellow silk in Madagascar – which was then spun into this intricate caftan gown. The probably exhausted spiders were then released back into the wild and – as far as we’re aware – were not given any drugs." - Fashionista.com - via buzzfeed.com

"Rutgers to Offer Course on Beyoncé: Now here’s a class we wouldn’t have regularly skipped when we were undergrads: a Rutger’s University professor is teaching a course on the significance of Beyoncé Knowles in regards to black feminism, studying her lyrics against the works of historical black female figures like Alice Walker and Sojourner Truth. Her husband, Jay-Z also has a course on him offered at Georgetown University. Next up: A seminar at Wesleyan examining how Blue Ivy Carter paved the way for infant musicians." - Fashionista.com - via s2smagazine.com

"ELLE France Removes Controversial Black Fashion Article: After facing much public scrutiny, ELLE France has removed their ‘Black Fashion Power’ article, which credited the Obamas for finally influencing black people to retire their Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur and “[return] to style with a sense of dignity.” ELLE‘s editor claims the article was “misinterpreted” (there seems to be a lot of that going around these days), but we’re pretty sure we got what author Nathalie Dolvio was trying to say the first time." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Disney is Selling A Joy-Division Inspired T-Shirt: Purists will be loathe to hear that mega-corporation Disney has repurposed the famous black and white waves that covered punk band Joy Division’s 1979 album “Unknown Pleasures” into a silhouette of Mickey Mouse’s head. The shirt has since been removed from Disney theme park and e-stores. Peter Hook, the band’s former bassist seemed cool with the whole thing, though." - Fashionista.com - via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

"Watch This Behind-The-Scenes Look At Lea Michele’s Candie’s Shoot: The Glee star says “iconic” more times than needed, strikes some cheesy poses. Does she do better than her predecessor Brit Brit?" - Fashionista.com - via glamour.com

"Nicki Minaj’s ‘Stupid Hoe’ Breaks Records: Stupid hoes may have been hating on Minaj’s newest, epileptic seizure-inducing video (it garnered over 205,000 dislikes), but the rapstress managed to get 4.8 million views in 24 hours– breaking a VEVO record." - Fashionista.com - via hellobeautiful.com

"Promoters Tell Guests They Can Only Party if They’re Models, Take it Back: Damn, it’s like no matter how old we get in life, we’re never going to escape middle school behavior. Promoters at Epic Group sent out an e-mail regarding last night’s Tiffany & Co. party fêting the Garance Doré/ Scott Schuman “True Love in Pictures” exhibit, saying that only models would be let in to the event. They swiftly made a correction in a second e-mail stating, “We have been informed that the best looking guests will be admitted whether they are models or not. Models can bring whoever they want to the event.” Great! So we weren’t in danger of getting turned away after all!" - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Pedro Almodóvar Is Going to Be in Front of the Camera for Missoni: The director is going to front Missoni’s ads featuring the label’s Spanish-inspired collection, which will be shot by Juergen Teller." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Etam Might Have Had The Best Fashion Show Ever: Uh, yeah, Chanel might have had a baller runway show in an airplane and all, but did they have live performances from disco legends? Etam enlisted the talents of Grace Jones, Chaka Khan, Gloria Gaynor, Sister Sledge, and the Pointer Sisters to perform at their spring lingerie show. Top that, Uncle Karl!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"ZThe Oscar Nominations Are In: It-girl Rooney Mara, Michelle Williams, and Viola Davis are amongst the nominees. Now let the outfit speculation begin!" - Fashionista.com - via graziadaily.co.uk

"Solange Knowles is Perfection in February’s InStyle: We dare you to identify the flaws in Solange Knowles’ shoot for InStyle magazine. Oh wait, you can’t, because it’s flawless. The DJ and new aunt rocks her signature prints and turbans for a super fun spread in this month’s issue of the glossy. We’ll be needing every single outfit in our size, thank you very much." - Fashionista.com - via mydamnblog.com