Itsnotyouitsme Report 96: Things to Know

Sofia Vergara Is An Actual "Modern" Day Super Woman! - via tmz.com

And The New Cast Of Celebrity Apprentice aka The Motor Mouth Club Has Been Confirmed. - via huffingtonpost.com

Brad Pitt And His Son Pax Are Today's "Outsiders." Now I Wonder What Cherie Is Up To? - via laineygossip.com

Rachel McAdams Covers Glamour Magazine! - via theberry.com

Oh Boy! All Aboard On The Magical Mystery Tour! - via lh3.googleusercontent.com

Angelina Jolie Bought Brad Pitt A Waterfall For His Birthday. Enough Said. - via imnotobsessed.com

David Beckham's Underwear For Sale? - via towleroad.com

Silly Dog Owners Doing Silly Things To Their Poor Defenseless Pugs. - via cityrag.com

"Marni and H&M’s Charity Tee Will Benefit Japan: We’ll have to wait another two months to shop the hotly anticipated H&M/Marni collaboration, but here’s a peek at a charity tee that’ll be included in the collection. Twenty-five percent of the hand-drawn t-shirt’s proceeds will benefit the Red Cross in Japan, which is still struggling to cope with the aftermath of last year’s massively destructive tsunami. The only thing better than giving to charity is giving to charity and getting a cute new tee in the process!" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"The Queen to Display Diamonds, Make Us Feel Really Poor: Turns out there’s more than one Liz with diamonds to spare: To celebrate her 60th year on the British throne (and possibly to brag a little), Queen Elizabeth II will put a large collection of diamond jewelry and other precious monarchy jewels on display at Buckingham Palace. “Diamonds: A Jubilee Celebration,” will open to the public in August." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Figure Skating with Vera Wang: The wedding dress queen, who is a former competitive figure skater (who knew!), will be honored at the annual Skating with the Stars benefit in Harlem this April. Attendees will get the opp to skate with Olympic skaters, as well as Wang, with all proceeds benefiting non-profit organization Figure Skating in Harlem – which teaches girls self-worth through education and skating." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Target’s New Designer Tie-in Strategy: Remember those fun commercials for Target’s “Go International” campaigns? Cherish those memories, dear reader, because the retail giant has decided to replace its young designer, apparel-only collabs with more one-off collections (like last year’s record breaking Missoni bonanza). Future collections will include clothing, home goods… even pet food?? Which could potentially make for even more entertaining ads." - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com

"Ecco Domani Announces Fashion Foundation Award Winners: Haus Alkire, Corell Corell, and Tim Coppens are amongst the seven up-and-coming designers who received the honor along with $25,000 grants to build their brands, and prepare for New York Fashion Week. Good luck! We can’t wait to see what these young designers have to offer." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Marc Jacobs v. Patrice Lataillade Settle Out of Court: The company has settled with former employee Patrice Lataillade, who claimed he was fired after complaining about president Robert Duffy’s inappropriate behavior and sexual discrimination." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"The UK Telegraph Has Found Suzy Menkes’ Hair Inspiration: We knew that coif couldn’t have come out of nowhere! The Telegraph tweeted a photo of an early 1700s porcelain plate featuring a woman with the same ‘do. Okay, Suzy, we see your colonial era swag! Werk!" - Fashionista.com - via fashionfoiegras.com

"Now You Can Buy Andrej Pejic T-Shirts: Remember when Andrej Pejic tweeted a picture of a t-shirt featuring his oh-so pretty mug covered in lipstick smooches? Well, now you can purchase one online for a cool $38. Haute!" - Fashionista.com - via stylecaster.com

"Aretha Franklin is Getting Married: …and is considering Valentino, Donna Karan, or Vera Wang to design her gown. Whomever she chooses, we know she’ll look amazing! Congratulations to the Queen of Soul!" - Fashionista.com - via people.com

"Lady Gaga Shows Her Boobs For L’Uomo Vogue: Lady Gaga channels her half-robot self from the “You and I” video (or is it from the same shoot?) in her cover story for the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue. The editorial was styled by Nicola Formichetti and shot by Inez and Vinoodh. In it, Gaga does a lot of boob-grabbing and one of ‘em eventually pops out." - Fashionista.com - via nicolaformichetti.com

"Australian Designers Will Show Fall Collections in NYC: Australian fashion designers Christopher Esber, Fernando Frisoni, Kym Ellery, Magdalena Velevska, and Michael Lo Sordo will bring their fall collections to NYC later this month for the new Australian Five initiative, as part of G’Day USA (cute), which showcases Australian business in the US. Currently it’s the middle of summer Down Under – so are these designs for our current fall/winter? Or their upcoming season? It sure gives a new meaning to ‘timeless fashion’!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Christian Louboutin to Launch E-Commerce Site: If you’re lucky enough to live in Europe, you will soon be able to buy your Louboutins straight from the designer’s website. The new site will also feature a livechat with “trained Louboutin connoisseurs,” staying true to the authentic shopping experience where patrons harass shopgirls with questions they can probably answer themselves. The company is looking to expand its e-commerce reach, with plans to launch a site for Asia and Japan." - Fashionista.com - via media.wwd.com

"From the Disney Vault to the Cover of Vogue: Here are some princesses who seem willing to pose for magazine covers (we’re talking to you, K Mid!). Here’s what your childhood faves might look like as cover girls – though I think Pocahontas looks a little more hippie than hipster on Nylon." - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

"Roberto Cavalli Honored for AIDS Work: AIDS charity AmfAR has announced it will honor the Italian designer with its Award of Courage at its annual New York Gala this year. The gala serves as an unofficial kickoff of Fashion Week on February 8, and will be hosted this year by Sarah Jessica Parker." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"New York Tops the Most Pretentious Shopping Areas: A group of anonymous shoppers ranked areas from the most ideal to the snottiest. New York’s 5th Ave has the snobbiest of the snobs (big surprise), while the best were in Singapore, Istanbul, and Luxembourg. But… but… it’s New York, dahling!" - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com

"Would You Wear Pajamas to Work? And no, this isn’t an endorsement for Pajama Jeans. Here are some silky yet sophisticated options for those of you willing to take a comfy fashion risk… and possibly cut down on your getting-ready time in the morning." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Sienna Miller is Maybe Pregnant The actress/designer/style icon, who’s been with bf Tom Sturridge for over a year, has been covering her midsection with her purse. So obviously she’s pregnant! If it is true – congrats, S!" - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

It's Meryl Being Meryl. Gracious And Charming. - via seriouslyomg.com

Isn't There Enough Liquids Spewing Around Everywhere...Im Just Sayin! - via cityrag.com

A True Friend Never Gives Up...The Story Of A Man's Best Friend. - via thedailywh.at

"Kate Moss’ New Years Eve Karaoke serenade: The supermodel spent New Year’s even in Jamaica, and performed a rendition of Blondie’s “Rapture” to the likes of Grace Jones, Jamie Hince, and Terry Richardson. Not to throw shade, but knowing how rocking parties get on that island, this sounds like the most boring New Year’s fête in all of Jamaica." - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

"Arizona Muse Covers This Month’s British Vogue: No, that’s not a throwback cover from 1986, it’s Arizona Muse cheesing hard in a granny-licious look from Prada’s Spring 2012 collection." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"The Duchess of Cambridge Chooses Her Charities: As part of her royal duties, Duchess KMidd has finally chosen the four charities she will patronize: the National Portrait Gallery (so they’ll be sure to paint her looking extra fierce), Action on Addiction, East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices, and The Art Room, which provides art classes for at risk teens. All noble causes!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com