Itsnotyouitsme Report 94: Things to Know

JLo's New Toy Enjoys The Shiniest Things In Life. This Gentleman Prefers Brunettes! - via laineygossip.com

James Franco Flunks NYU. - via thesuperficial.com

A Dog Named Corgi Takes A Swing On The Wild Side. - via omgblog.com

Another One Bites The Dust. The Davy Archuleta Story. - via towleroad.com

This Week In Pop Culture. - via theberry.com

President Obama Sends A Congratulations Letter A Recently Married Gay Couple. The Future Leaders Of The World...Heads Up, Ears Open, And Pay Attention! - via towleroad.com

"Bill Cunningham to Receive Excellence Award: Bill Cunningham will be honored with the Carnegie Hall Media of Excellence award April 23 for his 50 years covering fashion and his role in inspiring philanthropy. Congratulations! We wonder if he’ll be snapping photos at his own event?" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Justin Bieber to Cover Next Month’s V? Just when you thought Bieber fever was breaking, word on the street is the teen crooner will cover the magazine’s first ever Music Issue, set to release January 2012. It will never end." - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

"Joan Smalls Knows How to Dress A Man: Gentlemen, if you want to know which outfits make you most attractive to supermodel Joan Smalls, Mr. Porter’s got you covered with this feature, How to Please Her. We strongly suggest you follow her every instruction." - Fashionista.com - via mrporter.com

"Where is Rihanna’s Armani Jeans Line? The capsule was supposed to drop in Macy’s stores in November, but it is still nowhere to be found. RiRi’s had a rough week, don’t do her like that, Macy’s!" - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Mariah Carey Plays in Fake Snow, Chops Pecans in New Christmas Video: With a dapper John Legend by her side at the piano, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon, and Randy Jackson (?), and other assorted celebs get together for a lovely Christmas gathering, complete with Mimi’s new adorable twins." - Fashionista.com - via laineygossip.com

"Giambattista Valli Is Officially Haute Couture: Apparently the Chambre Syndicale liked Valli’s first couture show last season, because they granted him the hard-to-come-by (it usually requires a five year wait) haute couture appellation. “It was clear from his show [in July] that he has caught the attention of a new generation of customers, and he immediately took important orders for his couture,” the Chambre Syndicale’s Didier Grumbach said." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Helen Mirren Rocks a Tight Dolce & Gabbana Lace Peek-a-Boo Dress: The 66-year-old hottie wore tight, starry, lacy Dolce & Gabbana to the British Comedy Awards in London. She clearly gets the last laugh here." - Fashionista.com - via usmagazine.com

"Kids Now Have Even More Designer Options for the Playground: Roger Vivier Jeune Fille, the shoe designer’s children’s line, will hit stores in March, to the tune of $312 for ballerina flats. Proceeds from sales of the line will go to charity. And if you need an outfit to go with those shoes, jet on over to Milan, where Versace’s first kids’ boutique, Young Versace, just opened. There’s a merry-go-round!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Does J. Crew Have a New Boss?: Apparently someone shopping in the Tribeca J.Crew store overheard an employee say that Bruce Springsteen’s people had called asking to set aside a pair of Wallace & Barnes “Made in the USA” jeans in dark indigo for the denim-loving singer. Wonder if he can still fill out his jeans the way he did back in the “Born in the USA” days." - Fashionista.com - via nydailynews.com

A Pretty Boy Doing Some Pretty Predictable/Boring Dance Moves. But Hey! Who Are We To Argue. - via omgblog.com

The 90's Were A Time Of... - via theberry.com

Forget about Star Blowfish Jones, Nene Leaks Has Bigger Fish To Rumble With As She Has Been Casted In A Reoccurring Role On Glee! - via imnotobsessed.com

Wow! Now This Is One Little Helper I Wouldn't Mind Having Around. - via cityrag.com

Well Dang! Caution Ahead. Somewhere Really Knows How To Rock A Perfect Birthday Suit. - via omgblog.com

Awwhuhh! It's The Perfect Twosome! - via theberry.com

It's A Yabba Dabba Doo Kinda Christmas. - via cityrag.com

Serves Him Right. And I'm Talking About The Bullfrog... - via towleroad.com

George Michael Send Out An Emotional Message./a> - via towleroad.com

"Hugs Are Healthy." - So Says Singer-songwriter Pop Phenom Pink. And We Concur 100%! - via icydk.com

"Lucky.com Gets Menswear Writers to Mock Lady Style Bloggers Poses: In an homage to the female fashion bloggers out there, Lucky.com got menswear editors to compete in a pose-off, mimicking the standard posing fare of big name bloggers. The result is hilarious. We don’t know what it is about bearded men’s attempts at ferocity that makes us chuckle." - Fashionista.com - via luckymag.com

"Florence and The Machine to Perform at Harrod’s If you’re planning on hitting up Harrod’s for their winter sale on December 27, be prepared to enjoy an acoustic performance from Florence and The Machine, who will be the first band to play in store in Harrod’s 177 years of existence." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Drake Drops New Music Video for The Motto: The emo rapper trades in his grandpa sweaters for a rather charming (and sold out) leopard print Supreme x North Face bubble jacket in his new video for The Motto, which, for reference is “YOLO”, or “You only live once.”" - Fashionista.com - via necolebitchie.com

"9,500 Year-Old Bracelet is Probably Better Quality Than Ones You Already Own: These days, we have machines to make cheap bracelets that scratch, break, and tarnish, but in 7500 BC all that was available was a pair of skilled hands. Computers are analyzing an obsidian (volcanic glass) bracelet, and are finding that even today’s craftsmen would have a hard time improving on its impeccable design. Further proof that good quality never goes out of style." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"A Family that Vogues Together Stays Together: Dolce & Gabbana brings the family together in their Spring 2012 ad campaign starring a (fictional) fam, which includes Bianca Balti and Monica Bellucci and was shot by Giampaolo Sgura." - Fashionista.com - via fashioncopious.typepad.com

"A Peek Into The Bizarre World of Courtney Love: The singer gives good friend and Hole drummer Scott Lipps a tour of her closet, and talks, among other things, about her new line Never the Bride, what designers she’s really into and of course, her late husband, Kurt Cobain. The best part, though, is when she says Karl Lagerfeld told her “You are not getting laid in a tutu,” one time at the Mercer. Amen to that!" - Fashionista.com - via stylelist.com

"Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde Get Dolled Up For Revlon: The two actresses star in Revlon’s new campaigns for tinted lip balm and new eyeshadow (respectively). Don’t they look pretty?" - Fashionista.com - via forums.thefashionspot.com

"It's The Loubs..." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Hermes Better Watch Its Back: LVMH has upped their stake–again–in the company and now holds 22.3 percent of their shares (up from 21.4 percent) and has 16 percent of the firm’s voting rights." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Emma Watson’s Lancôme Makeup Ad Leaked: They’re only concept drawings for the campaign for Lancôme’s upcoming line Rouge in Love, to be released in February, and starring Watson, but man, aren’t they pretty?" - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"30 Never Looked So Good: Forbes lists the year’s standout names in Art & Design for their 30 under 30 series. Joseph Altuzarra, Chris Benz, Pamela Love, Alexander Wang and the Olsens are among those that made the cut. Get ready to start feeling very unaccomplished." - Fashionista.com - via forbes.com

"Vote for Best Celebrity Designer: 2011 was definitely a good year for a lot of celebs-turned-designers, and now FabSugar wants you to vote for your absolute fave. Did you lust after Victoria Beckham’s sleek sheaths or drool over the Nicole Richie’s boho maxis? That being said, not all celeb-designers fared well this year. Better luck in 2012, Kanye!" - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com