Itsnotyouitsme Report 88: Things to Know

The ItsNotYouItsMe "COMO"?!? Edition (Translation: WHAT NOW?!?) - via thedailywh.at

No-Makeup For This Iconic Diva. - via cityrag.com

John Lennon's Tooth Sells For 31,200 Dollars. Damn And I Needed A New Crown. Apparently All You Really Need Is 30 Thousand G's. - via huffingtonpost.com

"Marilyn Monroe Photo Exhibition At Milk This Week Only: On November 10-12, Milk Studios is holding a 62-photo exhibition of Monroe that traces her transformation from coy child to bombshell. It includes iconic images as well as never-before-seen shots, such as a stunning shot of her in this backless Dior just six weeks before she died. Think of it as your My Week With Marilyn preview." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Condé Nast Comes To Hollywood: Their entertainment division feels there are “a lot of movie and TV stars” at 4 Times Square and is opening an L.A. production office to, presumably, make more movies about editors and magazines. Can Anna Dello Russo have her own show? or André Leon Talley? The possibilities are absurdly good." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Hailey Clausen and Anja Rubik Cover i-D’s Winter Issue: The latest i-D features one famous mega model and one slightly controversial child model. Though congrats are in order for Clauson’s first cover." - Fashionista.com - via fashiongonerogue.com

"Happy Birthday Emma Stone! Our favorite redhead (who also shines as a blonde or brunette, to our immense jealousy) is 24 this week. Here are some of her best red carpet looks." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Famous Album Covers Improved By Kittens: In case you haven’t seen it yet, someone Photoshopped kittens into a ton of famous rock albums and, we have to say, they’re way better than the originals." - Fashionista.com - via papermag.com

Former Glee Star Jonathan Groff Exposed! - via omgblog.com

Cheryl Cole Covers InStyle Magazine. - via theberry.com

"14-year-old Bryan Thompson was suspended last month from Colonial Forge High School for invading the football field during a game while wearing a banana costume. DC’s NBC affiliate WRC sent reporter Pat Collins to investigate. He brought along a grape suit." - via thedailywh.at

Dog's With There, WHACTHA LOOKIN' AT FACES. - via cityrag.com

Ninja's Play Sports Too! - via cityrag.com

"Girl Scout Cookie Lip Balm: Because we need more temptation to indiscriminately shovel sweets down our throats, Lip Smackers and the Girl Scouts of America are releasing a line of lip balms in the flavors of their delicious cookies." - Fashionista.com - via jezebel.com

"Bottega Veneta Opens Women’s Only Boutique: There are absolutely no boys allowed at the new Bottega Veneta boutique that opened on Madison Avenue this weekend." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Isaac Mizrahi to Launch Eyewear Collection: Isaac Mizrahi shades are coming in Fall 2012. Says the designer: “Nothing is more ‘instant style’ than the right eyewear. If it’s right, everything else will fall into place,” thus proving that Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour have the most swag of all of us." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Toms Charitable Eyewear Collection Launched: For each sunglasses purchase made, Toms will donate medical treatment, prescription glasses or sight-saving surgery for a person in Nepal, Tibet, or Cambodia. How’s that for a thoughtful stocking stuffer?" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Thandie Newton Slams Vogue for Lacking Diversity: The British actress called Vogue and other fashion mags “preposterous” for not showing enough black women on their covers, saying that featuring people of color “doesn’t make any sense to them.” Only one US Vogue 2011 cover, April’s Rihanna issue, has had a non-white cover girl." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Georgia May Jagger and Jerry Hall for H&M: No Sears family portraits for this lot! Here’s Jerry Hall and her equally gorgeous daughter Georgia May Jagger posing in H&M’s new campaign. Wonder if they got any matted and framed? Or on a key chain." - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

"Jaeger Designing Uniforms For Will and Kate’s Home: The beloved British heritage brand will be designing the new uniforms for the royal couple’s front of house team at Kensington Palace. Guess that means I’ll have to find someone else to design mine…." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Kanye West Wore a Skirt last night at his Madison Square Garden show with Jay-Z. I’m more offended by the length of the shirt he paired with it. It’s all about proportion, Yeez…" - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

The Victoria Secret Show Has Happened And Here Are The Complete Pictures From Thee Event! - via popoholic.com

Animals Will Be Animals. What's Your Excuse... - via thedailywh.at

This Kitty Finds The Green Grass Just As Psychedelic As We Do Sometimes. - via cityrag.com

Here Is Actor Dominic Copper For Your Viewing Pleasure. - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

A Modern Take On "Lady And The Tramp." - via thedailywh.at

"Marilyn Monroe Exhibit Draws Classy Fash Crowd: No angel-wing-and-thong ensembles here. A collection of rare photos of the ill-fated starlet titled Picturing Marilyn opened last night at Milk Gallery to a stylish group including Coco Rocha, Jessica Stam, and Georgina Chapman. Dree Hemingway had the honor of wearing a stunning Dior-created replica of the black dress worn my Ms. Monroe in her “Last Sitting” photographs." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Armani Opens New Hotel, Wishes He Were an Architect: Giorgio Armani, who has just opened his newest luxury hotel in Milan and has plans for several others in Paris, New York, and London, says that he wishes he could “have a fresh start as an architect.” If only the 77-year-old had the eternal youth of fellow Italian Roberto Cavalli, he’d still have at least 43 years to make that dream a reality." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Pop Stars Go Waaay Old School in Classic Paintings: Ever wondered what Beyonce would look like in Queen Elizabeth’s clothes? Or daydreamed about Justin Bieber in blue velvet 18th Century pantaloons? No? Neither had we. But now that you’re curious, here they are, in some pretty convincing re-imagined classic paintings." - Fashionista.com - via style.mtv.com

"Kermit the Frog is A Fashionisto: I mean, homeboy rocks custom-made Brooks Brothers tuxedos, and has inspired a pair of Adidas kicks. Could Kermie be fresher than Kanye West? Looks like somebody better watch his throne." - Fashionista.com - via latimesblogs.latimes.com

"Versace for H&M is Already on Ebay: Here’s a wonderful opportunity to pay significantly more money than you need to for Versace x H&M pieces. Pay $349 for a dress you might have purchased for $200 less." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Forever 21′s Spring 2012 Preview: Laser-cut bibs, polka dots and lace. Spring at Forever 21 looks rather cute indeed." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Shocker– American Apparel Footwear Ads are Sexually Suggestive: Because there isn’t enough sex in our shoe ads, American Apparel adds a partially exposed butt to get us excited about footwear again." - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Kate Moss’ “Best Photo Ever” Up for Auction: Now you can bid on a 1993 black and white photo of Kate Moss, hunched over in her birthday suit, amongst other pics of the supermodel." - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Karl Largerfeld Has Many iPhones: Some people collect Lladro figurines, Karl Lagerfeld collects iPhones. The designer shows off his stash of four iPhones, each labeled with juggling silhouettes of his likeness. Does he actually use these phones? Sounds like that could get confusing." - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com