Itsnotyouitsme Report 79: Things to Know

"Paying Tribute or Shilling Champagne? Scarlett Johansson channels Brigitte Bardot in a Lulu Gainsbourg video for dad Serge Gainsbourg’s song “Bonnie & Clyde,” which features a gorgeous Johansson writhing around in what looks like a bed sheet and drinking champagne–and even features the young starlet’s vocals instead of Bardot’s. While the video is ostensibly a tribute to Gainsbourg, we think it looks a whole lot like an ad for Moet Chandon champagne, for which Johansson is also a spokesperson." - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

"Something Is Really Off About Stella Tennant in Vogue Italia: See all the images from Vogue Italia‘s Ethel Granger-inspired shoot. Frightening." - Fashionista.com - via fashiongonerogue.com

"Wanna Cyber? Luxury brands are going to new lengths–like 3D e-stores and Facebook retail apps–to engage the online world." - Fashionsita.com - via nytimes.com

"Mark Your Calendars! Zara’s e-commerce site opens this week!" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

"Bag It: Anne Hathaway looks stunning in new ad campaign for Tod’s shot by Mert & Marcus." - Fashionista.com - via stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com

Transgender Contestant Triumphs! - via towleroad.com

Attention All Smokers! I Repeat, Attention All Smokers!! - via thedailywh.at

Madonna Welcomes New Son-In-Law!!! - via celebitchy.com

"Anna Wintour Helps Karl Lagerfeld Unveil His Macy’s Line." - via socialitelife.com

Matt Damon thinks Jake Gyllenhaal outdoes him in the bald beauty department:"Wow, I try not to envy, but I have to say Jake's got a damn good-looking head. He sure does have a beautiful round head. Normally you say, 'That's a beautiful head of hair, but that's a beautiful head he's got. Gyllenhaal definitely gets the blue ribbon for the best bald head over me." - via towleroad.com

Interview With The Vampire Sequel?!...Maybe Not. - via thedailywh.at

Rihanna's New Ad Campaign For Armani Jeans Has Been Released! Also, Latina Magazine 15th anniversary issue features a slew of powerhouse females including Shakira, Selena Gomez, Salma Hayek, Zoe Saldana, Eva Longoria, Gloria Estefan, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Daisy Fuentes, America Ferrera, Rosario Dawson, Ana de la Reguera, Natalie Morales, Rosie Perez and La La Anthony. - via theberry.com

'Ryan Gosling was asked about the recent viral YouTube video in which he was seeing breaking up a street fight in NYC. MTV reports':"I'm embarrassed. I think that guy really was stealing that other guy's painting, so I should have just kept my nose out of it. It was sad, because it turns out that I said to the guy, 'Why are you doing this?' He said, 'Well, he tried to steal my painting.' I said, 'How do you know?' and he said, 'Well, he comes here every day and looks at my paintings,' which means the guy was a fan, and so he wanted the painting so bad he had to steal it because he couldn't afford it. So he finally steals the painting, and then he's getting his ass kicked by his hero, and then the guy from 'The Notebook' shows up and makes it weirder. It's just, the whole thing, nobody wins, nobody won." - via towleroad.com

"Daphne Guinness For M.A.C. The inimitable icon is partnering with M.A.C. for a line of 24 cosmetics. It launches December 26 and will hit stores in January." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Marc Jacobs’ Blondie Pop-Up Shop: Next Tuesday the designer will turn his Bleeker Street boutique into a tribute pop-up for his longtime friend Debbie Harry, where the new Blondie album and various fan items will be sold, including exclusive $35 T-shirts." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"FNO In London, Paris and New York: See which celebrities turned up where in the top fashion cities." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"No Rest For DVF: Diane von Furstenberg on designing for her favorite season (Spring), her recent reads, and the insanity of Fashion Week." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Proenza Schouler Doing Denim: There is a God; the boys at Proenza Schouler have a denim line in the works for some time in December or January." - Fashionista.com - via thefashionspot.com

"Rihanna For Armani Jeans: Armani just posted their new denim ad on Facebook, revealing Rihanna’s new cropped blond ‘do that makes us hate her for being able to pull off literally every hair style on the planet." - Fashionista.com - via style.mtv.com

"The Models-To-Watch This Fashion Month: The freshest new faces to note this month include Lindsay Wixon and Arizona Muse lookalikes." - Fashionista.com - via modelinia.com

"Stream NYFW Here: Unless you live under a rock, you know NYFW started today/yesterday. Luckily for those who can’t make it to the tents, YouTube lets you stream all the shows from their LiveRunway channel." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"CFDA Sets Up “Americans In Paris” Showroom Initiative: Thanks to Tommy Hilfiger’s generosity, the CFDA is taking 10 past Fashion Fund winners, including Eddie Borgo, Pamela Love and Prabal Gurung, to Paris Fashion Week for a three-day showroom exhibition to bring international exposure to young American designers." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Style.com Interviews Karl Lagerfeld: And he says some really interesting, if ridiculous, stuff. Here’s a musing on the DSK scandal and politics: “Bill Clinton survived his blow job." - Fashionista.com - via style.com

"Lara Stone Is GQ UK’s Woman Of The Year: The campaign queen can now add another title to her growing list, beating out throngs of less-babely hopefuls to win GQ UK’s top prize for 2011." - Fashionista.com - via gq-magazine.co.uk

Leonardo DiCaprio Is Told By A Clerk To Please Not Rob The Jewelry Store?! - via tmz.com

Jamie Bell Cover Vogue Hommes - via towleroad.com