Itsnotyouitsme Report 49: Things to Know

Roitfeld’s second to last cover features the illustrious Ms. Stone. - via twitter.com

Why You Should Watch "Wipeout" - via younghollywood.com

The first look at the cast of X-Men: First Class. At least, they say this is from X-Men even though January Jones looks like she's starring in Victoria's Secret Angels: The Movie - via herocomplex.latimes.com

Dang Kiddas, This Must Be Hard. "This article on jizz allergies is like the worst episode of the Twilight Zone ever". - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"I love how he's acting hard when he's got flying dragons (or whatever that is) on his jeans" - via nyc.barstoolsports.com

"Mr. Pennywhistle’s Granny doesn’t care much for snakes. So, naturally, he sends his son to scare the breath of life out of her with a rubber snake. Wait for it". - via thedailywh.at

"To celebrate the upcoming summer wedding of Prince Albert of Monaco to Charlene Wittstock, Elbaz has teamed up with the Hotel Métropole Monte-Carlo in Monaco to create a romantic package for two that features Elbaz-designed cocktails and treats, a Lanvin Gift, and helicopter ri". - via vogue.co.uk

All the men out there who have ever envied a woman’s shoe collection can now sport their own Jimmy Choo’s. Tamara Mellon has designed a men’s line that includes a range of high tops, biker boots, gentleman’s evening slippers, and even those croc Hunter wellies. The collection will be available to order online in July. - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

Armani revealed that he will design Wittsock’s wedding dress for her July wedding to Prince Albert of Monaco. Now we’re just waiting on you, Kate! - via people.com

"Tough Times For Kenneth Cole: Kenneth Cole will not only be shuttering eight of their full priced stores this spring, but their 17,000-square-foot flagship store in Rockefeller Center as well." - via wwd.com

"Gareth Pugh’s BF Poses In Nothing But His Boots for Nick Knight: Nick Knight’s SHOWstudio released this stunning portrait of Gareth Pugh and his boyfriend Carson McColl today." - via showstudio.com

In Booth Moore’s recent Michael Kors profile Kors told her, “I want a deal with In-N-Out Burger — to do a special sauce or a wrapper. I’m horseradish-obsessed!” - via latimes.com

Matt Damon is disappointed - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Kate Young on Styling a Pregnant Natalie Portman: Kate Young, who has also styled Rachel McAdams, Selma Blair and Rachel Weisz, opened up to The Cut about dressing Natalie Portman for the Golden Globes. Yes, she’s the lady behind that Viktor and Rolf dress". - via nymag.com

Karl Through the Years: Speaking of the Kaiser, Vogue UK has put together a lovely slide show of photos of Lagerfeld from the ’60s on. - via vogue.co.uk

"H&M got all sustainable and created a mini collection called “Waste” out of fabric leftover from the Lanvin for H&M collection. Shame it’s nowhere near as cute as the Lanvin collection." - via nitrolicious.com

"Check out Lady Gaga’s new song set to a video for her stylist Nicola Formichetti’s first show for Mugler." - via stylelist.com

Matt Damon is disappointed - via stylelist.com

"Though he’s never been overweight himself, the Project Runway host says that he’s partnered with Weight Watchers to inspire self-esteem through fashion." - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Amy Poehler Does Candy Striper Chic: The comedienne apparently did some modeling before her SNL days". - via jezebel.com

"Christian Lacroix is Back!:The couturier and Desigual have teamed up to create a “dream collection.” We’re beyond excited to see what the duo comes up with next season." - via blog.desigual.com

"We don’t know how tennis players can pay attention to the ball when their opponents are wearing stuff like this." - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

Plenty of folks in the Fashion industry may have fallen in love with Mrs. O’s McQueen dress that she strutted to the state dinner but not Mister de la Renta. “My understanding is that the visit was to promote American-Chinese trade — American products in China and Chinese products in America. Why do you wear European clothes?” de la Renta told WWD. Michelle Obama has yet to wear ODLR but she did wear a dress by his son Moises once." We have to agree with his point of view kiddas. - via wwd.com