Itsnotyouitsme Report 47: Things to Know

FACEBOOK GETS MASSIVE INVESTMENT, NOW VALUED AT $50 BILLION - via towleroad.com

Bryce Dallas Howard Is Kate Spade’s First Celeb Model: Ron Howard’s daughter Bryce Dallas will be the face of Kate Spade’s spring ad campaign. It marks the first time Kate Spade has ever used a celebrity in their advertising in 18 years. - via wwd.com

The NYT‘s “Out” List: Cathy Horyn and Eric Wilson came up with the 10 looks they never want to see again. We’re totally on board with the denim diapers but we thought Louis Vuitton’s fall ad campaign was just lovely. - via nytimes.com

FORMER GOVERNATOR GETS TICKET 1ST DAY OUT OF OFFICE - via pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com

JESUS LUZ REVEALS ULTIMATE DANCE TUNE - via younghollywood.com

Julia Roberts: 'We're F***ked' If Javier Bardem Doesn't Get Oscar Nod! - via huffingtonpost.com

Roland Mouret Does NOT Ghost Design For Victoria Beckham, OK?: There were always rumors that Mouret had a hand in designing Victoria Beckham’s well-received collections and one journo recently asked him about it. Here’s what he said: Mouret retorted with the following outburst: “Oh my God, that question! Politicians, movie stars, it’s always the first things they want to know and I’m like, why? Why would I want to design a collection for Victoria Beckham? Yes she is a friend and yes she asks for advice and yes I told her the name of a pattern cutter, but she has lots of friends she asks for advice – Marc Jacobs. I like to help people that’s all.” - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Since Elton John's luxury apartment is already crowded with his glasses and ego, his new baby will live next door".- Dlist - via towleroad.com

Give Me Lovely-Proper Folks. Not Plasto-Peeps. "The amount of d-bag can’t be quantified". - via theberry.com

Odd Person Being Odd of the Day. - via towleroad.com

Riiight...So says Hugh Hefner's 24 year old Fiance. - via hollywoodrag.com

Courtney Love's introduces the first Twitter-related lawsuit. Brought to you by Xanax. - via icydk.com

Harvey Weinstein Adores Emma Watson. Calls Her The Next Jean Shrimpton! - via aineygossip.com

In her first interview since falling ill and canceling her concerts, Aretha Franklin wants fans to know she’s doing great after an undisclosed surgery on Dec. 2. - via okmagazine.com

EBay’s New ‘See It On’ App Let’s You Virtually Try On Sunnies: Could this be the future of shopping? EBay’s new “See It On’ “augmented reality feature” lets users with the iPhone 4 virtually try on sunglasses. For now the app is limited to certain styles of sunglasses but eBay has plans to expand the feature to include more designs in the future - via wwd.com

HBaby Gaultier: Gaultier is launching a line for little ones–really little ones, aged new born to two–called Gaultier Bebe. The collection will include knitted dungarees, sailor shirts and bodysuits in Gaultier’s signature red, white and blue. Perfect for the baby who has everything. - via vogue.co.uk

TSA Considers Spiked Loubs “Weapons”: Some guy named Taz Arnold was traveling with his $1,245 Christian Louboutin Rollerboy Spike shoes and according to his twitter account, the TSA deemed them weapons. - via shine.yahoo.com

"I’ve heard of bands starting small, but this is ridiculous." - via thedailywh.at

Travelers On Interstate 95 Noticed Something VERY INTERESTING On The Highway - via nyc.barstoolsports.com

Whoopsie Daisy of the Day - via thedailywh.at

Something that always warms our hearts. "Awww: Baby laughing: Gets me every time". - via theberry.com