Itsnotyouitsme Report 37: Things to Know

From Meat Dress To Meat Bling: Remember Lady Gaga’s meat dress? Well, now you can wear a meat necklace a la Gaga. Onch Movement, an LA-based jewelry label, has created a jewelry line inspired my Gaga’s dress. The “Meat-Lace” and “Meat-Cuff” are 100 percent animal-cruelty-free compared to Lady Gaga’s dress, that was turned into jerky. - via racked.com

Lagerfeld’s Dubai Fashion Island On Hold: Last week, we told you about Isla Moda, a man-made fashion-centric island off the coast of Dubai that Karl is helping design. However, it looks like things have screeched to a halt due to city’s economic collapse. - via observer.com

Diddy Doesn’t Wear Pink: Sean ‘Diddy” Combs hosted a pink-themed charity party for breast cancer awareness. Except he wouldn’t wear pink. Apparently organizers had to hand Diddy a pink scarf, but he never put it on. He just carried it. - via nypost.com

Take a peek inside Kelly Osbourne’s closet. - via hollywire.com

Attention Bicyclists: Finally, a couple of Swedish designers have come up with solution to protecting your head without wearing one of those lame-looking helmets. Employing the same technology cars have been using for years, the Chieftain wearable airbag hides under your hipstery scarf and deploys on impact. - via fastcodesign.com

James Franco, Contemporary Artist: James Franco puts on makeup again in Allison Chernick’s James Franco as Bruce Nauman, a remake of Nauman’s Art Make-Up video piece from 1967. The film is the first in a series in which contemporary artists are enlisted to star in remakes of art films, “prompting a dialogue between the original artwork and the artist reinterpreting it.” - via nowness.com

The Low Down: Put your six-inch Louboutins in storage. Apparently the kitten heel is back and it’s the shoe of the season. A shocking revelation. - via nypost.com

Oh Ma Jeggings: In an important experiment, writer Joshua David Stein went to Uniqlo to purchase and test the wearability of “majeggings,” or, jeggings for men. Hilarity ensues. - via ny.racked.com

Obama’s Power: Perhaps we have Michelle Obama to thank for the kitten heel’s resurgence. Actual data has shown a proven correlation between Michelle Obama’s sartorial choices and a company’s value - via hbr.org

Forever 21′s new Times Square billboard is crazy and slightly creepy. It does that whole thing where there are cameras, so tourists who stand in the right place get to interact and be in the electronic billboard. But, somehow there are also models in the billboard who appear to pick people out of the crowd and throw them around. Apparently, the same technology is used in government security surveillance. “If you see the way the computer works, it’s like Predator or something,” says Billy Jurewicz, founder and CEO of Space150. - via retaildesigndiva.blogs.com

Who, What, Why? Jody Quon, W‘s creative director of only five months, has abruptly resigned from the magazine. “It was a mutual decision and her position won’t be filled,” a W spokesperson told The Daily. Stefano Tonchi, who hired Jody in April, seemed very excited about her work on their first issue, so the departure is pretty surprising to us. Could it have had something to do with naked Kardashian fallout? - via dailyfrontrow.com

Bob Guccione Passes Away: Bob Guccione, the man best known for establishing the men’s magazine Penthouse (but for our purposes, he’s the man who launched Anna Wintour’s career), has passed away of throat cancer. Guccione gave Wintour her first job in the magazine industry in the late 1970′s when he hired her as the fashion editor of his adult magazine, Viva. - via people.com

Remember Downtown Julie Brown? - via seriouslyomg.com

Jake Gyllenhaal at a screening for Love and Other Drugs in New York last night. - via laineygossip.com

Could it be true? Did Missy Elliot Get Married? - via necolebitchie.com

It's The Nail-Olympics! - via theberry.com

Julianne Moore looking hot in Allure - via theberry.com