Itsnotyouitsme Report 35: Things to Know

Karl Lagerfeld Directs Film For Hogan: Karl Lagerfeld has shot and produced a short film showcasing his capsule collection for the Italian brand. Hogan’s short film, Le Lettre, features Baptiste Giabiconi and Magdalena Frackowiak as (hot) a couple dealing with trust issues. - via catwalkqueen.tv

Louis Vuitton Bags Still Endangered: A few weeks ago, we told you about the shortage of Louis Vuitton Canvas monogram bags. As a result, LV stores in Paris are closing an hour earlier than usual. Apparently, LV can’t keep up with the high demand and want to save inventory for the upcoming holiday season. - via vogue.co.uk

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!Animal mommas and poppas - via theberry.com

Stormy Weather: Burberry has a new capsule collection of outerwear and accessories called “Winter Storms.” They also made this video to feature the clothes and it just makes us want to bundle up with a cute male model. - via burberry.com

Want a free year’s subscription to Wonderland magazine? All you have to do is like Wonderland’s Facebook page and put “@Wonderland Magazine” as your status. And the easiest contest of the year award goes to… - via wonderlandmagazine.com

The New Fashion Show: Bravo is bringing back The Fashion Show, their replacement for Project Runway that wasn’t nearly as good. But perhaps the second season will be improved? For one, Kelly Rowland will be replaced by Iman which is an enormous improvement. The other judges will be Isaac Mizrahi and Harper’s Bazaar special projects director Laura Brown. - via nymag.com

Marc Works Hard For the Money: It sounds like Marc’s seventies infatuation will carry over to tomorrow’s Vuitton show. Supposedly, his inspiration for the collection was disco sensation Donna Summer. - via dailyfrontrow.com

Vogue Hearts Lara: Lara Stone follows one European Vogue cover with another. The model looks fantastic on November’s British Vogue and a bit more demure than on French Vogue’s 90th anniversary issue. - via vogue.co.uk

eBay’s New Look: eBay just launched ebaylookbook.com, a social, shoppable style gallery with user-generated personal style that visitors can vote on. Participants can win a $5,000 eBay shopping spree and voters can win coveted accessories to be given away daily. There’s also a trends and style tips section with contributions by our very own Lauren Sherman, as well as Whitney Port, Annabel Tollman and Lucky‘s Elise Loehnen. - via ebaylookbook.com

Ozzy Osbourne blasts anti-gay church for using his song - via towleroad.com

Johnny Depp visits school dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow - via accesshollywood.com

Expect to see Lady Gaga costumes at a store near you this Halloween - via popeater.com

See who Vanity Fair voted the most eligible single woman in the world - via celebslam.celebuzz.com

Marc Works Hard For the Money: It sounds like Marc’s seventies infatuation will carry over to tomorrow’s Vuitton show. Supposedly, his inspiration for the collection was disco sensation Donna Summer. - via dailyfrontrow.com

Shredding kids!!! Child Prodigy Edition - via cityrag.com

ROBBIE WILLIAMS HOPES TO HAVE GAY CHILD - via towleroad.com

Don't fall asleep on the subway. Not because you might crack your brains, but because someone will record you doing it. - via nyc.barstoolsports.com

Major Shuffling in Paris? The rumor mill is running wild following speculation that Stefano Pilati is done at YSL. Apparently, that is untrue, at least for the next 3 years, which is the length of the contract he just signed. There are also rumors that Karl Lagerfeld will retire from Chanel after his 30th anniversary in 2012 and be replaced by Alber Elbaz, whose position at Lanvin will then be filled by Oliver Theyskens. Lagerfeld retiring?? What? - via hintmag.com

What is couture? Fashion Photog Rankin and a slew of designers ranging from Giorgio Armani to Erdem have collaborated on a coffee table book. Called Couture In the 21st Century, the book contains history, interviews and beautiful Rankin-shot portraits and seeks to answer the important question of what exactly couture means today. - via instyle.co.uk

Gap Tries To Fix What’s Not Broken: Yesterday, Gap dropped its iconic logo that almost everyone and their mother could recognize for a Helvetica font logo with a weird blue square behind it. Brand Channel has some strong words on the change: “Ditching the classic logo, recognized by everyone, in favor of whatever that new monstrosity is, demonstrates a prototypical brand panic move…Ironically maybe, the new logo is perfect for the brand. It communicates exactly the values currently embodied by Gap: A sense of being lost and a lack of clear vision and creativity.” Ouch. - via brandchannel.com

Thom Browne’s Girl: Thom Browne will show womenswear for the first time in New York in February. “I’m ready now, I know what to do. The show will be very much like my menswear ones — not traditional,” the designer says. We can’t wait. - via vogue.co.uk

The WSJ‘s Top Ten From Fashion Month:The Wall Street Journal has assembled their top ten from the past month. “Best Killer Pumps” goes to Jil Sander and “Biggest Sigh of Relief” goes to Alexander McQueen. - via online.wsj.com