Itsnotyouitsme Report 16: Things to Know

'X-Men: First Class' Gets 'Kick-Ass' Director And 2011 Release Date - via Mtv.com

Le Bon Marche’s launching an Ellen Von Unwerth exhibition, “Ellen’Cinéma,” in Paris this week. It includes shots of Marion Cotillard, Diane Kruger, and Monica Bellucci. So if you’re on your way to Cannes, make a pit stop. - via tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com

MARK WAHLBERG'S CATHOLIC PRIEST TOLD HIM NO 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN', BUT YES TO PLAYING A COKE AND METH-ADDICTED HUSTLER WITH A 10-INCH PENIS IN BOOGIE NIGHTS. - via towleroad.com

KYLIE’S HUMAN BODY PILEUP - via hollywoodrag.com

George Alan Rekers is an uber-conservative Baptist minister in Miami. He's a raging anti-gay activist. And he just returned from a sun-filled 10-day trip to Bermuda with his rentboy. - via queerty.com

Hamsters in the soles of trashy shoes are funny to stare at because being there obviously fake. 'God forbid someone decides to make hamsters happen in real life.' Fashionista - via queerty.com

11 Notorious Celebrity Sex Addicts - via thefrisky.com